stopharry2013:

i would do some nasty shit for front row one direction tickets

laughbitches:

Best vine ever. 

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

despicable-me:

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_{louteasdale: They occupy them selves +}

chekhov:

They both pulled up in front of my house and started fighting with each other

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor